منتديات ماسات - عرض مشاركة واحدة

وجــــد · 10/08/2007, 05:02 PM

TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America.

MARIA : Here it is!

TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America?

CLASS : Maria!

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TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?

FRANK : Because of the sign.

TEACHER : What sign?

FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables!

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TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"

GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"

TEACHER : No, that's wrong

GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

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TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!

TEACHER : What are you talking about?

DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O!

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TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we

didn't have ten years ago.

WINNIE : Me!

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TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty?

GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

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TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."

MILLIE : I is...

TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."

MILLIE : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

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TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?

TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."

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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry

tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father

didn't punish him?"

LOUIS : Because George still had the ax in his hand.

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TEACHER : Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
your brother's. Did you copy his
CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog!;

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TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when

people are no longer interested?

HAROLD : A teacher

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I hope u like it

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المصدر: منتديات ماسات - من قسم: منتدى التربيه والتعليم

10/08/2007, 05:02 PM	#1 (permalink)
وجــــد :: مآسي رائع :: تاريخ التسجيل: Jul 2007 المشاركات: 264	jokes jokes TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America. MARIA : Here it is! TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America? CLASS : Maria! : TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank? FRANK : Because of the sign. TEACHER : What sign? FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow." : TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables! : TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L" TEACHER : No, that's wrong GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it! : TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD : H I J K L M N O!! TEACHER : What are you talking about? DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O! : TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE : Me! : TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty? GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. : TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." MILLIE : I is... TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." MILLIE : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." : TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE? TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time." : TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?" LOUIS : Because George still had the ax in his hand. : TEACHER : Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog!; : TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD : A teacher : I hope u like it ترى اللي فوق نـكـــــــت <-- للي مايعرف انجليزي المصدر: منتديات ماسات - من قسم: منتدى التربيه والتعليم